Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # Crusty The Spammer Crusty the spammer Was a not-too-clever man With addresses grepped from abuse newsgroups He began a porno spam He must have seen a web page That promised cash in large amounts But when he used that stealth mailer He began to lose accounts! Oh, Crusty the spammer Had a learning curve so flat He was stunned to find that web page gone When he wanted his money back Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #